Lily Tomlin Quotes on Customer service

3 quotes

  1. How may I, in all humble servitude, be of assistance?

  2. We're the phone company. We don't care; we don't have to.

  3. You're dealing with the phone company, Mr. Veedle. We are not bound by city, state, or federal regulations. We are omnipotent.

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