If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

If a stranger taps you on the ass and says, 'How's the little lady today!' you will probably cringe. But if he's an American, he's only being friendly.

When Marilyn Monroe got out of the game, I wrote something like, 'Southern California's special horror notwithstanding, if the world offered nothing, nowhere t…

To understand a man, you must know his memories. The same is true of a nation.

The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages.