I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt.

All advertising advertises advertising.

If it works, it's obsolete.

People don't actually read newspapers. They step into them every morning like a hot bath.

We suffer primarily not from our vices or our weaknesses, but from our illusions.

A guy called up, and in his lead, he said, 'We've talked before. I used to be with US but now I'm for SELF.' And I was like, 'I guess we know everything now, d…

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought.