Yes, I'll sign your doll. I like to give my autograph to anyone, anytime, anywhere. But why be happy with just an autograph? How about an original sketch or a snippet of my hair? Don't forget to pull on the beard; they say it's good luck!
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- He offers autographs, but suggests giving something more personal like a sketch or hair, and jokes about pulling his beard for luck.
- In plain terms
- He prefers giving personal tokens over simple autographs.
- What can you take from it?
- Offer unique, personal souvenirs instead of generic signatures.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What personal touch could you add to a usual autograph?
Another view
Not everyone will appreciate odd tokens like hair or beard pulls.
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