8 Matt Groening Quotes on Humor

Matt Groening quotes on humor

1. Yes, I'll sign your doll. I like to give my autograph to anyone, anytime, anywhere. But why be happy with just an autograph? How about an original sketch or a snippet of my hair? Don't forget to pull on the beard; they say it's good luck!

2. People are throwing panties at you. They certainly never do that at my book-signings.

4. Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?

5. He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much.

6. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

8. The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting.

11. Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called 'making love'. Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said 'sex is good.' All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

12. If at first you don't succeed, give it up. It isn't worth the pain.