Matt Groening Quotes on Relationships
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All my friends say I should leave him because he's mean, angry, and abusive. I need to get some new friends.
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He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting.
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We're getting on each other's nerves too much. I think we need to spend more time together.
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I pretend to listen:.what more does she want?
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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.