8 Matt Groening Quotes on Relationships

Matt Groening quotes on relationships

3. All my friends say I should leave him because he's mean, angry, and abusive. I need to get some new friends.

5. He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much.

6. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

7. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

8. The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting.

9. We're getting on each other's nerves too much. I think we need to spend more time together.

13. I pretend to listen:.what more does she want?

15. Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.