We're getting on each other's nerves too much. I think we need to spend more time together.

The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do.

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

Understanding: 'To know something you must also know its seasons. What would one know of the Earth who only saw the winter, and what would one say of the moon …