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About this quote

What does it mean?
A humorous take on dating suggesting that delays in finding a partner increase the value or effort required from that partner.
In plain terms
Waiting longer for the right partner means they will have to work harder to make you happy.
What can you take from it?
Patience in dating can lead to higher standards or expectations from a future partner.

Where it applies

  • dating advice
  • friendship banter
  • breakup recovery

Putting it to work

  • set standards before commitment
  • use humor to discuss expectations

Questions to consider

  • How do you communicate expectations early in dating?
  • Is patience a form of negotiation?

Another view

It reduces relationship dynamics to transactional terms rather than mutual growth.

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  2. We're getting on each other's nerves too much. I think we need to spend more time together.

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  3. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

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