No gentleman ever has any money.

Mothers, of course, are all right. They pay a chap's bills and don't bother him. But fathers bother a chap and never pay his bills.

When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say …

A Handbag?!

Equal wealth and equal opportunities of culture...have simply made us all members of one class.

Economists, firstly, regard only one part of man's nature, and treat him simply as a money-making animal; secondly, they disregard the influence of custom, and…

Those big-shot writers ... could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.