International rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire.

Turn that thing off, its driving me mad!

You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!

I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!

I am never quite sure whether I am one of the cinema's elder statesmen or just the oldest whore on the beat.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

The name was a fluke. A joke. It started when I was doing A Christmas Carol in San Diego. We'd sit backstage and talk about names we'd never give our children,…