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  1. The junior partner of Caine and Cooper, though a man of blameless life, had one of those dark, saturnine faces which suggest a taste for th…
  2. For some moments after silence had come like a poultice to heal the blows of sound, all that occupied his mind was the thought of what pest…
  3. For an author Jerry Vail was rather nice-looking, most authors, as is widely known, resembling in appearance the more degraded types of fis…
  4. It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary…
  5. As far as the eye could reach, I found myself gazing on a surging sea of aunts. There were tall aunts, short aunts, stout aunts, thin aunts…
  6. I agreed the situation was sticky. Indeed, offhand it was difficult to see how it could have been more glutinous.
  7. On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a solid gaggle of aunts, even if t…
  8. As plainly as if it had been the top line on the oculist's chart I could see what the future held for Bertram.

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