P. G. Wodehouse Quotes on Wit

4 quotes

  1. And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

  2. He expressed the opinion that the world was in a deplorable state. I said, 'Don't talk rot, old Tom Travers.' 'I am not accustomed to talk rot,' he said. 'Then, for a beginner,' I said, 'you do it dashed well.' And I think you will admit, boys and ladies and gentlemen, that that was telling him.'

  3. 'Stinko, is he?' 'Not perhaps stinko, but certainly effervescent.'

  4. I don't suppose she would recognize a deep, beautiful thought if you handed it to her on a skewer with tartar sauce.

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