P. G. Wodehouse Quotes on Wit
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And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
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He expressed the opinion that the world was in a deplorable state. I said, 'Don't talk rot, old Tom Travers.' 'I am not accustomed to talk rot,' he said. 'Then, for a beginner,' I said, 'you do it dashed well.' And I think you will admit, boys and ladies and gentlemen, that that was telling him.'
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'Stinko, is he?' 'Not perhaps stinko, but certainly effervescent.'
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I don't suppose she would recognize a deep, beautiful thought if you handed it to her on a skewer with tartar sauce.