More from Peter Cook

  1. I could have been a Judge, but I never had the Latin for the judgin'. I never had it, so I'd had it, as far as being a judge was concerned.…
  2. Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam.
  3. I've always been after the trappings of great luxury. But all I've got hold of are the trappings of great poverty. I've got hold of the wro…
  4. All right, you great git, you've asked for it. I'll cover the world in Tastee-Freez and Wimpy Burgers. I'll fill it with concrete runways, …
  5. I would like to like to make one thing clear at the very outset and that is, when you speak of a train robbery, this involved no loss of tr…
  6. I've done a good deed. I gave that little twit his soul back. Wasn't that generous?
  7. We believe this to be the work of thieves, and I'll tell you why. The whole pattern is very reminiscent of past robberies where we have fou…
  8. Tell God not to go away. I'll be back in a minute.

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