Quote #34

PETE: Bloody Greta Garbo. Bloody Greta Garbo, stark naked save for a shortie nightie, hanging on to the window sill, and I could see her knuckles all white, saying 'Peter, Peter'. You know how those bloody Swedes go on.

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