I got bitten last night actually. Just some bloke bit me. I wasn't doing anything and he just bit me. I was in a public telephone box in the centre of London and some fella came up and started biting me cock. Nah, I didn't bite him back. I hit him with my penis, right in the mouth and I exploded me wallpaper paste all over him. Paid me two quid.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- An absurd and vulgar story about an unprovoked attack and a bizarre retaliation.
- In plain terms
- A man was bitten in public and responded in an exaggerated way.
- What can you take from it?
- Absurdity can mask real violence or distress.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why tell stories like this?
- How do you react to provocation?
Another view
The graphic nature limits broader applicability.
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