I wanna get right up into an insurgeants nest and watch as the bullets seer through their faces... through the back of their heads and through another guys face.

If I get my name on a Desperate Housewives show, it says, 'Doug Dannger, comma, gay.'

You know what? I'll kick her ass around the block for drill and her husband, too, then I'll knock down the back door, kick her doberman pinscher in the teeth a…

They wanna enable Marc Cherry and the coven of gays that infest the offices of ABC.

There are times when I just want to walk through a room, grab that girl, slap her hard and make her cry. Push her down and fuck her mind over twice as hard as …

Then I thought: There sits two people who need to be taken out into a field somewhere, made to kneel in the grass, and then shot in the back of the head, execu…

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy.