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  1. Number 2 is Angelina Jolie...will you give it up with her too? The more I read about that woman, the less I want to...you know...yeah...see…
  2. Is it customary for dead people to crank call?
  3. The whole MP3 thing sucks a loaaaaaad of Chinamen.
  4. This is Coast to Coast Overnight AM/PM Minimart.
  5. The city of Seattle exists so we won't ever be completely happy in America.
  6. But first, an exciting new product from Peenman Enterprises!
  7. And if you try anything funny, anything cute, then oh boy, I will hunt you down and find you and come to your house...and weep. Like I'm yo…
  8. What was that about, Ross? You are a freak, you're scaring me.

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