Quote #228
I'll tell you what, when you're me, you give me a call. Until then, you're not me.
More from Phil Hendrie
- I'm very hip, I'm very 'now'. I get it- I'm 'with it', the kids think I'm cool.
- If my uncle had wheels and pedals, he'd be a bicycle. We really can't engage in 'if's.
- (arguing with a caller) No, you're a liar. Liar. I hate you so deeply.
- (referring to her friend's hairy children) Phil, it looked like Playground of the Apes.
- (to her friend) See, you can look thin even though you're not.
- Honey, try wearing a thong. Then you don't have to worry about all those panty lines.
- If you were here, you wouldn't have any eyes left.
- My father worked in the circus. He was a circus clown. And my mother was a prostitute.