More from Phil Hendrie

  1. And I will do anything, even give up the predilection that I had for a long time for boys. In fact Phil, there's only 2 things that can act…
  2. Who'll let the good father take a look for an Arby's beefwich?
  3. Why can't I do the simulation at my house? I can be at level six, and it keeps me away from my mom, who is very stupid.
  4. If you only knew you would climb up on it....
  5. What? My landing gear's still down and my tires are crooked? Ah, screw it, I'm bringing it in anyway.
  6. I Have More Sesuality than You.
  7. You whore! We're 800 miles off of course!
  8. It all comes down to sess, and how you can use your sessuality.

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