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And also our winner tonight will get an autographed copy of my autobiography, which has just been released, entitled The Joy of Gunning Down Japs on Saipan as They Ran Toward their Ships That Were Burning in the Harbor Because the Navy Flyboys Put a Torch to Them.

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