The last two years my ass is falling.

I couldn't get elected to the Women's Republican Club of Westlake Village...as an honorary transexual.

Hold on, Phil, I found some gummy bears in my chin fold.

Hey folks, it's Comb-Over. Now listen; I know it gets lonely. Well right now, you can buy the Comb-Over blow-up doll, it looks just like ME! Why have sex with …