Quote #377

Hey folks, it's Comb-Over. Now listen; I know it gets lonely. Well right now, you can buy the Comb-Over blow-up doll, it looks just like ME! Why have sex with a woman when I look just like a bitch!... if you... think about it and... squint your eyes real hard. That's right, it's the Comb-Over BITCH DOLL! Comes with fully working sweat glands! And the fun part is trying to find the penis!

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