Hey folks, it's Comb-Over. Now listen; I know it gets lonely. Well right now, you can buy the Comb-Over blow-up doll, it looks just like ME! Why have sex with a woman when I look just like a bitch!... if you... think about it and... squint your eyes real hard. That's right, it's the Comb-Over BITCH DOLL! Comes with fully working sweat glands! And the fun part is trying to find the penis!
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AND WHY AM I SHOUTING, by the way? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, IT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING TO HAVING A SHOW!
Permalink to quote #376 I couldn't get elected to the Women's Republican Club of Westlake Village...as an honorary transexual.
Permalink to quote #378 Why can't I beat a woman bloody and be able to walk away from it with a clear conscience without coming down with a case of the drip the following morning?
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