Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.

I can't on my own change the regime in South Africa or teach the Palestinians to learn to live with the Israelies, but I can start with me.

Commercials were too phony for me. I just didn't like selling a product I didn't believe in.

When I was old enough to realize all meat was killed, I saw it as an irrational way of using our power, to take a weaker thing and mutilate it. It was like the…

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

Humor is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.