Quote #58

So pharaoh finally said, 'Thats it! Hebrews, GET OUT!' So it was like, 'Mah nishtadonai, everybody, come on. Let's not wait for the bread to rise, just take the crackers and the skin off your penis, we're leaving!' 'Why the skin off our penis?' 'Because we're traveling people, you don't want to get sand down there.'

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