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It does look as if Massachusetts were in a fair way to embarrass me with kindnesses this year. In the first place, a Massachusetts judge has just decided in open court that a Boston publisher may sell, not only his own property in a free and unfettered way, but also may as freely sell property which does not belong to him but to me; property which he has not bought and which I have not sold. Under this ruling I am now advertising that judge's homestead for sale, and, if I make as good a sum out of it as I expect, I shall go on and sell out the rest of his property.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens#143

EconomicsLawSatireAbsurdityProperty

About this quote

What does it mean?
The speaker complains that a court ruling allows a publisher to sell property belonging to the speaker, turning the judge's own home into a commodity for profit.
In plain terms
A judge’s decision lets a publisher sell the speaker’s property, making the judge’s house for for sale.
What can you take from it?
Legal rulings can create unexpected profit opportunities.

Where it applies

  • real estate disputes
  • court rulings
  • business negotiations

Putting it to work

  • monitor legal changes
  • evaluate property claims
  • seek advisory counsel

Questions to consider

  • What does this reveal about the power of courts over private property?
  • How might one responsibly capitalize on such rulings?

Another view

The satire may exaggerate the situation for comic effect, limiting its factual reliability.

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  2. If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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  3. Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

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