More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excus…
  2. There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady re…
  3. All you have to fear is your mother's cooking.
  4. The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.
  5. If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
  6. Humor must not professedly teach, and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
  7. It does look as if Massachusetts were in a fair way to embarrass me with kindnesses this year. In the first place, a Massachusetts judge ha…
  8. It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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