Samuel Langhorne Clemens Quotes on Health
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly