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All you have to fear is your mother's cooking.

— Samuel Langhorne Clemens

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  1. If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
  2. When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excus…
  3. It does look as if Massachusetts were in a fair way to embarrass me with kindnesses this year. In the first place, a Massachusetts judge ha…
  4. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
  5. In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination.
  6. There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady re…
  7. Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
  8. The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

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  • humor
  • family
  • food
  • family dynamics
  • food anxiety

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