More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. I'm sorry this letter is so long, but I did not have time to make it shorter.
  2. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  3. Tomorrow is the yesterday of two days from now.
  4. Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
  5. Golf is a good walk spoiled.
  6. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sai…
  7. The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
  8. Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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