More from Scott R. Kurtz

  1. 'You're a corporate whore, Merry Christmas.'
  2. 'Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.'
  3. 'Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.'
  4. 'Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.'
  5. 'Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.'
  6. 'I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.'
  7. 'Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?'

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