Quote #5

'Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.'

More from Scott R. Kurtz

  1. 'My brain is hung like a horse!'
  2. 'Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.'
  3. 'You're a corporate whore, Merry Christmas.'
  4. 'I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.'
  5. 'Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.'
  6. 'Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?'
  7. 'Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.'

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