Quote #6

'Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.'

More from Scott R. Kurtz

  1. 'Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.'
  2. 'I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.'
  3. 'My brain is hung like a horse!'
  4. 'Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?'
  5. 'You're a corporate whore, Merry Christmas.'
  6. 'Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.'
  7. 'Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.'

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