'Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.'

'Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.'

'I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.'

'My brain is hung like a horse!'

'I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.'

He left an estate of eleaven thousand pounds per annum. Sir John Danvers, who knew him, told me that he had heard one say to him, reflecting on his great scrap…

It's hard to lose weight when you're dining on the company's money.