Simon Amstell Quotes on Humor

5 quotes

  1. Come on, people, it's fucking Christmas!

  2. Jordan's third favourite tit and second favourite twat - it's Peter Andre!

  3. Simon Amstell: So Penny, you used to do a fashion column for the Daily Mail, didn't you? Penny Smith: Yes I've done many strange things in my time. Simon Amstell: So what does one wear to a lynching?

  4. Donny Tourette: This is what I think of you. (fondles crotch) Simon Amstell: Really? You think me a, a small penis? Well I never.

  5. (about Bonnie Tyler being slightly tipsy on Nevermind the Buzzcocks) 'Shall we pump her stomach? I don't know what to do!'

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