'Well I doubt that there'll be any need for anyone to go into the computer room,' The Boss responds dismissively. 'There may not be any NEED for it, but they're drawn towards it like managers to Internet porn!' The PFY cries.

Some days I just look at my Inbox and feel uninspired. Stacked ahead of me are the dull and mundane tasks that'd bore anyone with an IQ higher than their pants…

'It's you isn't it? THE BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL!' 'In the flesh, on the phone and in your account...'

'THREE DAYS OFF TO BROWSE PORN!' the PFY cries. 'I LOVE MY JOB!' 'I think you're missing the point,' I respond. 'We're trying to find sites that would be used …