Quote #8

'THREE DAYS OFF TO BROWSE PORN!' the PFY cries. 'I LOVE MY JOB!' 'I think you're missing the point,' I respond. 'We're trying to find sites that would be used to promote the company, which means that you'll be grading sites on the following criteria: The number of visitors; Originality and breadth of content; Specialist Content and quantity of content. Once you've rated the sites on these scales you would TELL ME ABOUT IT TOO BECAUSE I LOVE MY JOB AS WELL!!!!'

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