'Anti-glare screens to prevent eye strain ??? In my day, you didn't need an anti-glare screen. With the power they consumed, when you turned your computer on, the whole building darkened!'

'I'm sorry' I say for the 1 billionth time, 'passwords are encrypted on the system, and it's far easier for me to change your password than to find out what it…

'Is their network faulty?' 'No, it's more of a protocol problem.' 'What, protocol as in TCP/IP and stuff?' 'No, more like protocol as in 'When Simon asks to be…

It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to be the tape device-it's so much more economical…