Quote #7

'Is their network faulty?' 'No, it's more of a protocol problem.' 'What, protocol as in TCP/IP and stuff?' 'No, more like protocol as in 'When Simon asks to be reimbursed for some technical manuals, reimburse him straight away'.'

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