'It's you isn't it? THE BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL!' 'In the flesh, on the phone and in your account...'

'Well I doubt that there'll be any need for anyone to go into the computer room,' The Boss responds dismissively. 'There may not be any NEED for it, but they'r…

'So, why tell them to connect a firehose to their machine?' - 'An analogy - big hose, lots of data. Surely no one would've actually connected a...' - 'Security…

Some days I just look at my Inbox and feel uninspired. Stacked ahead of me are the dull and mundane tasks that'd bore anyone with an IQ higher than their pants…