'So, why tell them to connect a firehose to their machine?' - 'An analogy - big hose, lots of data. Surely no one would've actually connected a...' - 'Security will require a whole new set of machines...'

'It's you isn't it? THE BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL!' 'In the flesh, on the phone and in your account...'

I hear a much smaller >CRASH< from below as the remote controlled lift fails to get to B2, due to the newly installed shaft obstruction. The PFY, bless him, is…

'Well I doubt that there'll be any need for anyone to go into the computer room,' The Boss responds dismissively. 'There may not be any NEED for it, but they'r…