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  1. 'No - apparently he had something with him at the meeting that didn't go down well. In fact, that's perhaps the best way to describe it.' -…
  2. 'So you damaged our machine?' - 'I'm afraid so,' I sigh. 'I'm a system administrator, not really a cleaner.' - 'And I'm a lover, not a figh…
  3. /dev/clue was linked to /dev/null
  4. I hear a much smaller >CRASH< from below as the remote controlled lift fails to get to B2, due to the newly installed shaft obstruction. Th…
  5. 'So, why tell them to connect a firehose to their machine?' - 'An analogy - big hose, lots of data. Surely no one would've actually connect…
  6. 'It's you isn't it? THE BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL!' 'In the flesh, on the phone and in your account...'
  7. 50% of the manual is in .pdf readme files
  8. 'Well I doubt that there'll be any need for anyone to go into the computer room,' The Boss responds dismissively. 'There may not be any NEE…

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