Quote #15

'No - apparently he had something with him at the meeting that didn't go down well. In fact, that's perhaps the best way to describe it.' - 'You mean he had a...' - 'Apparently so. He made some wild claim that someone must've chucked Viagra in his coffee, but I ask you...' - 'Weird,' the PFY concurs. 'Speaking of which, coffee?' - 'Yeah, but stay away from the 'instant decaf' till I've had time to dispose of it.'

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