More from Simon Travaglia

  1. /dev/clue was linked to /dev/null
  2. 'No - apparently he had something with him at the meeting that didn't go down well. In fact, that's perhaps the best way to describe it.' -…
  3. 'So you damaged our machine?' - 'I'm afraid so,' I sigh. 'I'm a system administrator, not really a cleaner.' - 'And I'm a lover, not a figh…
  4. I hear a much smaller >CRASH< from below as the remote controlled lift fails to get to B2, due to the newly installed shaft obstruction. Th…
  5. 50% of the manual is in .pdf readme files
  6. 'So, why tell them to connect a firehose to their machine?' - 'An analogy - big hose, lots of data. Surely no one would've actually connect…
  7. A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged
  8. 'It's you isn't it? THE BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL!' 'In the flesh, on the phone and in your account...'

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