..disk or the processor is on fire.

/dev/clue was linked to /dev/null

'No - apparently he had something with him at the meeting that didn't go down well. In fact, that's perhaps the best way to describe it.' - 'You mean he had a.…

'So you damaged our machine?' - 'I'm afraid so,' I sigh. 'I'm a system administrator, not really a cleaner.' - 'And I'm a lover, not a fighter,' the PFY adds, …