Quote #407
User was distributing pornography on server; system seized by FBI.
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- Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever. Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week.
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- waste water tank overflowed onto computer
- We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.
- Trojan horse ran out of hay
- We're out of slots on the server
- transient bus protocol violation
- We're upgrading /dev/null