More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.
  2. waste water tank overflowed onto computer
  3. We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.
  4. We're out of slots on the server
  5. User was distributing pornography on server; system seized by FBI.
  6. We're upgrading /dev/null
  7. we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line
  8. We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.

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