More from Spike Milligan

  1. The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but he had fled. Twit.
  2. Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
  3. World peace could be a possibility...if it weren't for all those damned foreigners!
  4. When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts.
  5. The only nice thing I can wish him is an early death
  6. Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
  7. My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
  8. Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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