Quote #17
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
More from Spike Milligan
- I'm fucking Irish!
- When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts.
- The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but he had fled. Twit.
- Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
- World peace could be a possibility...if it weren't for all those damned foreigners!
- Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- The only nice thing I can wish him is an early death
- Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.