Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.

It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.

Before I get started, if anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right…

I teach Sunday School, motherf****r.

I like well your idea of issuing treasury notes bearing interest, because I am persuaded they would soon be withdrawn from circulation and locked up in vaults …

Economy is the first and great article (economy such as I understand it) in my financial creed. The controversy between direct and indirect taxation holds a mi…

The elaborate financial interdependence of the modern world has grown up in spite of ourselves. Men are fundamentally just as disposed as they were at any time…