Did you know that Dairy Queen ice cream is mostly bubbles?

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such a power might be given to the gods, but it was not given to women and men, and t…

M-O-O-N, that spells ILLEGAL!

He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that could be our generation's equivalent of that old saying about dying with your boots on?

Last but not least, one cup of heavy cream. That's right, heavy cream. Look, I said I would help you make premium ice cream. I didn't say anything about low ca…

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it: it says 'Chicken of the Sea'.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.