Quote #199

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

More from Steven Wright

  1. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  2. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  3. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  4. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  5. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
  6. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  7. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  8. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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