Quote #197
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
More from Steven Wright
- The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
- My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.